Day One: coast to coast

3:45am: Mom & Dad take me to the airport. They are awesome.
5:45am: Mom packed ham biscuits in my carry-on. Recieves strange looks from security.
5:52am: Made it through security, only to have my backback explode (no, seriously, it LITERALLY exploded). No electronic casualties, thank God. Cheeks turn crimson.
6:07am: Plane boarding. Try desperatly to avoid sitting near small children.
6:08am: One-year old and two-year-old sit directly behind me. #@&$!*
6:25am(ish): Take-off? We'll pretend, I have to turn off electronics. Dude with an ASU hat and a (I swear) I heart AK shirt just boarded. I miss Timmy haha. Next stop, Denver & CC III!

10:30am (EST): Landed in Denver. Forgot about time zones. Thought this four hour flight would be two hours. Going for coffee with CC III.
11:00am (EST): CC III is awesome. She laughed at my misadventures thus far, and reassured me I'm doing the right thing.
12:20pm (EST): Boarding Denver to L.A.
12:41pm (EST): There's liken a bazilion children on this flight. Note to self, maybe no kids ever (sorry Mom).
12:42pm (EST): Phone off!

3:32pm (EST): My plane has smelled like balogna since we left Denver.
3:40pn (EST): Where the hell are we taxiing off the runway toward, Hawaii? Really, landed, then taxied for at least 10 minutes.
3:41pm (EST): Deplane, deplane! Gonna go check into United (fingers crossed)
4:30pm (EST): Fah que United. Lugging 250 lbs. of junk out to Em's apt. P.S. I'm doing all this from my phone. I will miss it dearly.
4:34pm (EST): Everytime I see Van Nuys, I read Van Nuts. What's wrong with me? haha.
4:35pm (EST): I have been in this van, circling the airport for a while. I think this guy's lost.
4:36pm (EST): It looks like rain. I don't want to sit outside Em's apt in the rain until she gets out of class at 2:45. But I will.
4:37pm (EST): (For Davin & Davie)
PULL!
pitchu pitchu
That's how I feel about L.A. right now. I have a fever, and the only prescription is great Mexican food.
4:38pm (EST): Seriously, driver? The same loop at the airport, AGAIN?!?!
4:39pm (EST): Just kidding. weeeeeeee highways!
5:20pm (EST): Made it Em's. My driver know Japanese? Awesome. Got a mini lesson.

10:20pm (EST): I Hate lady drivers. Sorry Em's friend. Mexican with Em!
12:40am (EST): Drunk. Cat Sadler from E! networks is beside us. Going to crash.
12:45sm (EST): And Whitney from The Hills.